Friday, June 1, 2012

Why do I don't like Director Shankar(I dont hate him either)


Is it a usual press article to have a controversial title to garner more views/ TV program to induce more TRP's, none either.I believe some other names would have garnered more views than this title.Let me clarify this thing:I love this director and his movies, they have changed the face of tamil cinema for some time and Indian cinema of late, increased the budget size of tamil movies, widened the market of tamil cinema, brought cutting edge technology to kodambakkam and have made many superheroes of ordinary guys.

Wiki says the following-Shankar was born on August 17, 1963 in Kumbakonam, Tamil Nadu, India to Muthulakshmi and Shanmugam. He completed a Diploma in Mechanical Engineering from Central Polytechnic College Tharamani, before entering film industry.

So why the title?

Most of the directors who have come from their gurus have followed the path set by their guru directors in the style of film making,Director Bala from Balu Mahendra,Vetrimaran,Ameer from Bala,Sasikumar from Ameer,many have followed/aligned themselves to the philosophy of their gurus, its but a coincidence that they go to the style of filmmaker which they agree upon or mould themselves to that category.Bala could have made commercial potboilers had he tutored under K S Ravikumar, but we would have lost gem of tamil movies like Sethu,Nanda,Pithamgan.This guy our blog post hero, tutored under SA Chandrasekar who had his own way of making movies,this guy broke the mould and entered the filmdom with his first movie-Gentleman.

Man, what a movie, it was, movie was technically so brilliant, so contemporary( all corruption movies are contemporary in India-they never go out of fashion),catchy songs with Vairamuthu+Rahman combo,Goundar duo comedy track,"message", movie dint lose track even a bit and was a very successful movie of its time.Arjun who did an awesome role went on to do his other iconic movie-Mudhalvan as well.Gentleman had the perfect recipe-Dialogues+Message+Songs+Comedy+Glamour all in right proportions.The budget of the movie was well acceptable and there were no grandiose sets other than its times.

Next was Kaadhalan, which established dancer Prabhudeva in his unforgettable role and SPB as unconventional dad, it had all his usual elements,Vadivelu comedy track,Rahman+Vairamuthu combo and technical brilliance,it was a love story told in the backdrop of politics.Movie had a good run at the box office.


Then came the landmark-Indian which fetched Kamal his National Award, movie was grandeur at its best, Kappaleri Poyachu song had over a thousand junior artistes and movie also had pre-independance footage-all the usual elements and movie was a blockbuster and dealt Corruption in India in its very own way. After this was this guy started to hike the budget for reason that money was available.and there is where I thought of this blog title.

Jeans, this did not have a good run like his previous movies, For a song, seven wonders were shown.I mean to ask when you have a plot to show seven wonders or the story goes there-fine but why do you go to seven wonders only for the reason that you have a producer giving money.Amritraj who produced the movie never returned to producing any Indian movie after this- could be due to logistical/financial issues.you had a twins story happening in USA, and Miss World as an actress in this role, movie did not do good and dint even have any message, of course it had all his usual technical finesse at its best.Jeans was a thumbs down from a person who gave memorable movies like Indian,Gentleman.You expect a centum from a guy who scored 95 and not 60 marks.news was that Ajith was approached for this role.

Then came the blockbuster only of one of his movies produced by him in his own directorial ventures-Mudhalvan.Rajini was approached for this role but fate had to happen with Arjun who did a memorable role and movie was a hit.Songs+Scenes+Comedy+Action everything in right proportions and dealt a blow to governance issues in our country.Here in started experiments with songs, where huge sunflowers and yellow paint was used for a song, it provides immense employment to junior artistes and sceptics are that if the producer is there to finance the movie and movie runs what the heck, but with this same money, 5 good movies could have been produced.1-2 crores is spent on such lavish sets and songs which when combined could provide financing to many small budget movie.I meant to ask if the movie warrants such expensiveness- its completely acceptable when you have a scene involving a dinosaur in a Jurassic Park you cant but have a crocodile, spend on it, but when your story is a romance angle between here and heroine why do you bring a dinosaur.


Then happened Hindi Nayak which was a flop over there and then Boys movie.The movie was so ahead of the times but it had all usual youth elements and captured the state of the youth correctly.But the movie did not have a good run at the box office unlike his previous ones.It drew ire from parents and society which expected socially sensitive movies from him.One great thing about Shankar's movies is that even movies which are not hits tend to be good technically and not that bad either.They suffered at the box office for no fault of this guy who tend to overwork and over deliver in his movies.Hardworking and does tremendous amount of research in his movies.

Then happened Anniyan,Sivaji,Endhiran and Nanban.So why do I find fault?.Anniyan was an brilliant movie about multiple personality disorder and catapulted Vikram in the big league.There were some unwarranted scenes where a mountain was painted,roads painted for a song.Why do you fret over only small scenes when the overall end product is so good,Yes all of his movies are so good.This 5-10 crores which are overspent is not ordinary money and could go in production of atleast 2 good small budget movies.Return on Investment for Shankar's movies is all but going to be the same sans the expensive songs, but we get 3 good movies at the same cost.Rumors were that real Mercedes were used during Endhiran stunts and close to 1 crore was wasted on 3 cars, I am not sure whether its true but if its true, then its really bad.Endhiran had lots of graphics and the movie needed it and yes such money is needed to hike the quality output of the movie.

I least expected a guy of Shankar's stature to do remakes for here was a guy who thrived so much in original screenplay and movies of his own.But kudos to the guy who took it as a challenge and proved everyone wrong, and if not for bus, here you had fully painted train.Phew......you had a glass bus in Kadhalan made by Thota Tharani for a song which costed 10lacs during that time.

Interesting locales have been shown in songs-Guggenheim Museum in Spain, Asku Laska song, Oru Koodai sunlight song, Yes tamil movies and songs have historically been on expensive sets/foreign locations for no reason whatso-ever why you sir when your story is so very different and meaningful than others?

All izz well Shankar(except the expensive songs:))


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Kamal's-cinema-part-2







Movie:Indian
Director:Shankar

Kamal got a National Award for this movie-his third as a best actor the most by an actor in India

  • Senapathy { Indian Thatha } tells manisha koirala that he sacrificed his Mustache for the sake of his baby boy Chandru as it used to hurt him while kissing.In the last scene, after killing Chandru, Senapathy calls up the Police from some unknown foreign location. Here, he is dressed in full suite and very interestingly, he is seen to sport a mustache- hats off to Shankar
  • In the flashback scene where Chandru Kamal fights with Senapathy and leaves the house, carefully read what is written on his T shirt " NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT IS RIGHT"
  • In the scene where the doctor Nizhalgal Ravi, Police inspector, Village administrative officer ask for bribe from Senapathy to treat Kasturi, Nizhalgal Ravi is reading "INDIA TODAY" book
  • Senapathy being a freedom fighter names his kids as Chandra Bose and Kasturi, in respect of Netaji Subash and Kasturi Bai Gandhi.
  • Old Kamal is the guy who is using 500 rupees note for paper boats to please his daughter, does not spend a single 500 rupees to save her life in spite of the fact that that is a crunch period.
Movie: Anbe Sivam
Director: Sundar C



  • Ever wondered how KAMAL managed to wear such a big and thick glass the power of the specs was +10 it seems, Kamal  wore a -10 contact lens and then wore this +10 glass...Madavan told this in one interview
  • Kamal would tell Madhavan that he doens't have one leg...in the next scene he lies down on the floor (in the hotel room) and if you notice carefully the length of his two legs would be different....all these requires minute attention but still he does it
  • In the climax kamal says to nasser naan oru tool..ayutham..kathir aruthavudanae aruvaala keela vachuranum..aani adichavidanae suthiyaiyum atha thaan cheiyanum both are the symbols of communism-sickle and hammer
  • In this movie during the bus accident scene a dog would be targeted by the locals and would get hurt in his ears and will start bleeding (you can notice while it runs)....once Kamal recovers and goes back to the same place the dog would have a bandage in the ear
  • Madavan's Name Is ANBU-Arasu Kamal's Name Is NallaSIVAM
  • Near the climax,(KAMAL’s lettar for madhavan, he written that lettar by left hand)so kiran not recognise his signature.importantly first half of the lettar read loudly by kiran in her s voice.then suddenly madhvan pick that lettar from kiran and read himself silently in voice of Kamal
Movie: Kuruthipunal
Director:P C Sreeram


  1. Of the 2 spies sent by Arjun and Kamal, the first commits suicide. Kamal and Arjun see his dead body in the mortuary. The doctor says " Heavy dose of cyanide poisoning". Arjun places his left hand near the dead man's face and starts feeling sad because both the spies were very close to Arjun.Kamal brings his hand close to Arjun's hand and everyone expects that he will say some consoling words to Arjun. But, Kamal sees the watch on Arjun's hand and immediately asks " Trichy train ethana manikku ? " .{ As per the spy's info, some important terrorist would be boarding that particular train
  2. When Kamal comes back home in the middle of the night after not being able to trace Nasser's hide out , he comes and takes a shower bath.We can notice that he is covered with dirt and filth from head to toe. That is an indirect portrayal that he has betrayed his Nation and a true friend Arjun for his personal reasons.So, he washes the dirt , becomes clean and the very next day , sets out fearlessly to kill Nasser and company
  3. After Arjun's death kamal goes to record theatre to meet one of nasser's men .The Guy would be coming to meet his fiance .As the fiance watches the movie awaiting the guy , song in the background goes like "Odi vaa vennailave "The guy spots his fiancee with a torchlight

Movie: Aboorva Sagathorargal
Director:Singeetham Srinivasa Rao



  • Before the murder of Jayashankar....Raja kamal will be trying to enter in the same manner as what Appu Kamal did.He will pull out the rope which is tied to a big wood block at the other end.Janakaraj and Shivaji comes to that place,they will start laughing and say to Kamal "Hands Up".Kamal leaves the rope and the wooden block hits both Janakaraj and Shivaji...and Kamal enters in.After this there will be two scenes where Janakaraj says to Kamal "Hands up"...one inside Jaishankar's house at the stair case,one where Appu Kamal rescues Raja from police...if you notice in both the scenes after saying "Hands Up" Janakaraj immediately looks up..Just to ensure that there is no wooden block that will fall on them    
  • Sethupathy {kamal} and Srividya argue about the name to be given to their kid.Kamal says APPADURAI {his dad's name }Srividya says Muthukkaruppan {Her dad's name}Shortly after this , Kamal is killed . Srividya escapes with one baby.And after 25 years, the movie comes to the present time , we are introduced to dwarf Kamal and not surprisingly, Srividya has fulfilled her dead husband's wish by naming her son as APPADURAI. Beautiful                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Many of his other movies have hidden gems which need to be uncovered understood and enjoyed, as mentioned in the last post, stone in the ocean attempt to unravel this genius..........                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    V N Balaji                                                                                                             

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Kamal Hassan's Cinema

This post is an attempt to enlighten myself and fellow kamalians about the brilliance hidden in movies of Kamal Hassan.Most of the information has been taken from UHKH orkut community and after reading a few posts of it, I could not stop marveling at this genius.There are thousands of hidden and subtle information that I failed to notice in the first attempt or many attempts there after.Hard-core members have dissected and analyzed every frame of his movies and generated massive information about his movies and meanings.

Of course directors and screenplay writers who collaborated with him deserve equal credit but most of his gem movies where he helmed the screenplay and some of them direction as well, equal kudos to the illustrious directors who have directed his movies.

Directorial ventures of Kamal have yielded the maximum amount of information and Hey Ram is a masterpiece in that regard, there is a 81 page analysis of this masterpiece movie by a ardent movie buff in the following link:
I could not stop being amazed at the movie or the the person who penned this blog-masterpiece both.

Movie:Micheal Madana Kama Rajan
Director:Singeetham Srinivasa Rao




Just , recollect the names of the 4 villians - Nagesh , Jaishanker , Nasser , Delhi ganesh and see what each name means:

DHARMARAJ
---- The King of Dharma , {shown as a crooked , wicked politician}
SATYAMOORTHY - -- The figure of truthfulness { shown as a corrupt liar lawyer}
NALLASIVAM --- A good ascetic { shown as a wicked murderer}
ANBARASU --- One who is a king in showering affection and love { shown as an arrogant rich wrong doer }


Fireman Raju Roomla oru scene:

Raju va Madhan a nadika soletuu avroda glass a Raju ukku koduparu
Now comes the excellence
Kannadi ellama tea glass olunga vaika mataru madhan he will struggle to keep the tea glass correctly as if he was struggling without his specs.

Movie:Panchathanthiram
Director:K S Ravikumar

  • Kamal as Tamilian,
  • Jayaram as Mallu,
  • Yugi sethu as tamilian,
  • Ramesh aravind as kannadiga,
  • Sreeman as telugite.

Interesting thing is both in real life and movie their language identity is preserved.

When they all meet at a function... where suddenly simran enters... and he gossips separately with simran and ramya...when he's back ... oorvasi will ask him... " En Unga vai konala irukku "..
For that kamal will reply ... " Sariya shave pannale...OPTICAL ILLUSION "..
But if u watch clearly...Kamal's French Beard will not be perfect in that scene..

Thenali:

Thenali -ku elam baiyam thaan..:)
It goes on this way,Kamal enters Jairam's family and He happens to use Jairam's shirt and pant.
He constantly adjusts the pant..

(Try watching the song Aiyo da)


Movie:Guna
 
Kamal's name is Guna in the movie 'Guna' and the interesting thing is, 'Gunaseelam' is a temple famous for curing mentally ill people, it was initially named as "Mathikettan Solai" but Ilayaraja found Guna to be good.
 
 The movie guna starts with pournami and as the movie progresses, moon was also shown at each quarters like waning crescent, new moon, waxing crescent etc and the climax ends on a pournami.

Mahanadhi:



KRISHNASWAMY { kamal }
Narmada --- first wife
Yamuna ------- Sukanya
Godavari ----- SN lakshmi { mother in law}
Kaveri ---- daughter
Barani ------------ son
Punjabakesan ---- Poornam viswanathan { Punjab = 5 rivers}

all characters have the names of rivers:)

Nala Damayanti
Kamal comes in the climax in this movie. He speaks in Palakkad Tamil. Then Madhavan says "Saar Palakkad thaan" to Geetu Mohandas. Kamal then says "Pa" varakkum correct thaan.
The reason is he is actually from Paramakudi. 

Unaipol Oruvan-Chakri Toleti

When Mohanlal says about the bullet proof jackets to his subbordinates...if u have noticed, he would say, this is the new bullet proof jackets, thanks to Late Mr.Karkare ....Mr.Hemant Karkare was the ATS chief who died in 26 / 11 terror attack in Mumbai....there was a big debate in the parliment on the quality of bullet proof jacket he was using..

Vasool Raja MBBS-Saran

Hostel scene in room number 7:

Kamal would say GOPINATH for that he would say his name is swaminathan say like naan onnu sonna adhukku edhir pesakoodaadhu,.. can i call my dad as saambunathan,,, frm th nxt scene onwards, Kamal would say "Sambu Mavane"


There are hundreds of movies more with thousands of subtle/hidden and revealing gems, just a stone in the ocean attempt to uncover the same.

                                                                                                                     V N Balaji

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

கவுண்டமணி

                                                              


Tamil Cinema has seen many comedians since NSK days starting from NSK,Balayya,Chandrababu,Nagesh, famous duo of goundar and senthil,Janakaraj,Vadivelu,Vivek, and now Santhanam. Everyone had their own trademark styles from slapstick comedy to funny jibe at others to reformist dialogues to friendly banter.Each one followed their own style and held command for many years in filmdom with that.But our subject has been exceptional atleast to me and many of his hard-core fanatics.

Goundamani-He was born in Valagundapuram, a village near Udumalaipettai in Tamil Nadu, India. His father was Karupaiah and mother was Annam. He started as a theater artist and then switched over to cinema easily, says Wikipedia.One of the very few actors in the industry to have come from theatre background.People who have come from this area have only excelled in industry and shone more brighter than others and he has been no exception to that.Tamil people need not fret over the fact that we missed the famous comedy duo of Laurel and Hardy for we had our own Goundamani and Senthil.They had their own dialogue writer in the name of A. Veerappan who collaborated with them for over a hundred movies and they together hold a record of around 450 movies till date.

As Santhanam holds forte in most of the tamil movies now, Goundamani duo acted in every released tamil movie during their career peak.They had a sidetrack or track close to the hero of the film.His combinations with Sathyaraj are legendary and they brought the best in their abilities.Rumors were that he demanded astronomical salary and conditions of a single song and a fight sequence in the movies he acted and accordingly there were movies he did all of that with the famous being "Velvetta Velvetta" song in Mettukudi.He had an amazing run of movies with all of the top heroes from Kamal,Rajini,Sarathkumar,Sathyaraj,Karthik,Prabhu,Vijaykanth who ruled the roost during their prime period.Amazing combination of him with Kamal can be seen in Singaravelan and Indian.

In the movie Baba or for the fact any of the Rajini movie he was the only one actor to have made fun of Rajini, he had started that way back from 16 vayadinile days to the prime comedy being in "Mannan" movie.Hailing from theatre background he could do performance oriented character roles as well which he did with amazing talent in many movies.He is one of the very few artistes to not give any interviews to magazines, keep his family away from movie limelight and also not adorn any make up to film functions.It was told many in the film industry dint even know that he had two daughters until he conducted marriage for them, such was his secrecy about his family life in his cine industry.

There were strong rumors of his death in media circles for some time before it died out and now he is hale and healthy though it has been said that he had a kidney transplant.His last movie was Jaggubhai with Sarathkumar.KS Ravikumar has been a director who has leveraged Goundamani to his best in many of his movies.Shankar has used him to the most in his movies like Gentleman and Indian.

There was a brief lull in his career when he along with Sathyaraj were without movies after which both of them came with a bang.His close friend in cinema has been Sathyaraj which is evident in chemistry between them in cine functions.He has given some of the amazing funny dialogues till date ranging from:

  • MURGASEIKU IPA MOINER 200RUPPEES MOI ELUTHUVAR
  • nthennamo social matter panneeralam... aana divorce case ellam varuthuppa.. naan enna courta judga...
  • maappile, konjam vanthu ennoda southindian dianava konjam paaruppa... 
  • ethu yena da jilepi konda entha mari kondaiya nan parthathe elaya pa...
  • Lady: Enakku kushpu madhri thekkanum..
    Gounder: Kushpu kittaye edhachum palaya patta irundha vaangi pottukko po..
    Lady: Enakku Ulaga Alagi Aiswarya madhri thekkanum..
    Gounder: Cheiiii.. Modhal modhalla oru ponnu olaga alagi nu per vaangi irukku.. adhellam ungalukku porukkadhe.. indha moonjiku veveveeeee veeveeeeveee nu thekanumaam..
  • Senthil: Ennanga maganey panrathu namba onu nenacha aandavan onnu ninaikiran
    Goundamani: Dai Naaye Annadavan ninikirathu irukanumda Nee yenda nenacha...
        
  • ADADA, NAATLA INDHA THOZHILADHIBARGAL THOLLAI THAANGA MUDIYALAI PAA, PUNNAAKKU VIKARAVAN....KUNDOOSI VIKARAVAN ELLAM THOZHILADHIBARAAM

In his daughter marriage:

  
 Thanks for all our rollicking comedies, your all movies and dialogues would keep us entertained for decades to come.......................................

                                                                                                                 உங்கள் ரசிகன்

Friday, May 4, 2012

Cheers................................

                                                CHEERS........................................

  • A company which has 100% monopoly in a product in an entire state.
  • Whose consumers increase every day and quantity consumed per person also increases.
  • Highly addictive product-consumers only leave then they die of/for/by it.
  • Growth % has been always in double digits year on year with no marketing budget.strategy
  • Customer experiences have always been below par for many do not realize what they are served leave alone how?



Yup, no points for guessing it from clue 1: Yes the one and only TASM**


TN State Marketing Corporation in short TASM**

There are 10 distilleries catering to it, No.1 MC Dowell Medium Brandy is the no:1 in state,Haywards 5000 Super Strong Beer in beer category.There are brand wise, depot wise stock details like that of essential ammunition of an army.Starting from a modest 2000 crore sales in 2002, now it has grown to over 17,000 crores per year.What a changeover mama.:)


  •   There are "raw" kudiyans who dont mix water packet at all either due to their experience or due to their poverty divide it so exactly between them,that weighing machines would be put to shame
  •   Auto drivers who come with their uniform not sure if they would do in auto but come in uniform and discuss from Obama to Osama
  •   IT guys who come in,not for bar experience but to take it to their rooms chilled which sometimes is not possible
  •   Marketing guys who come at any point of day to drown a little and carry on with their work
  •   Irony is that no staff or bar guys drinks, height of professionalism
  •   Lots of pushing is done for chalna, sundal,packet for they are tough to push in normal shop    
  •  Some do not even buy water packet or plastic glass but mix/divide in the leftover bottles-make sure they do in the same brand or there would be dilution      
  • Vomiting is charged at 50rs, but rarely do people give money they only give vomit  
  • If you are in your inebriated state, chances of pickpocketing zooms high    
  • Get involved in drunken brawls, you do not get hurt at all for you do not feel at all until next day    
  • Discussions corner on political equations to roadside anitha's and vanitha's soup to guys     
  • 1 bad word per sentence increases to 1 good word after drinking      
  • Many buy 2 bottles,one to drown here and one at home-normally kept safe in their own trousers in pockets,safe and secure      
  • Decent dressed guys would be pushed costly side dishes and snacks as hard core and professional never exceed their side dish quota or buy new/costly ones     
  • Environment at most stinks to the core:reason many dont feel it is drowned and downed

 Popular Side-Dishes:


  • Channa masala
  • Boiled egg
  • Half boil
  • Raw Mango
  • Boatie(goat liver)-30rs
  • Veg salad
  • Fruit salad
  • Thala kari
  • Eeral
  • Chicken fry
  • 5rs 3rs chips
  • Pickles
        
 Important Formula:

Quarter(1/4) = 180ml = 3 large ( because 1 large = 60ml)
Small = 30ml
Cutting = large+small ==>60+30=90ml
Half(1/2) = 360ml
Full(1) = 720ml 

Classification of Characters:

Professional: One who knows what he wants,his limit and never crosses it whatever be the reason(good/bad) and rarely comes with others,orders without fuss,
mixes correctly,knows his favorite side dishes and does not do impulse buying and never goes for beer takes time more than normal,contemplates,completes and goes off,Creation of fuss neutral,comes in with professional attire,indication that he is drunk is almost nil.Never picks up fights/quarrels and completes his mission and escapes.

Free Guy: These are people who rely purely on others,get their daily share either knowingly or unknowingly.Have a ready made sorry face mask going around asking people
for drinks,water packet,plastic cup,side dish.Will have some money to show off that he is not asking for alms but has only little money and only needs extra money.Never goes for beer
for its costly,and loiters around till he gets his share,would settle in for anything around.Hits jackpot with "professionals" as they are too busy with their own and
want nil disturbance.Knows his trade and never asks deep drunkards.Be there till his daily share and goes off after its done.Would be a victim of fights as these are the
floating population in the place

Steady Guys: These are the deep drunkards who drink raw without mixing thus making the shop cash counter dry.Never goes for mixing for it hampers their ego,
comes in two or max three persons and shares 49.99999% proportion among two.This sharing is done mutually and lots of care is taken to make it exactly half.Does not buy water
packet nor plastic cup and uses leftover bottle of the same brand for proportionality.Buys 2 bottles one for here and another carry home.Knows to keep a glass bottle laden with
liquid in his trouser beneath as easy as a Messi goal and goes home.Also does not buy any side dish as well much to the ire of "sundal" guy in the shop.The guys who drink the
maximum but does not look inebriated for their quantity due to the work experience put up over the years.Have no problems of chewing gum/mint to freshen up their mouth for
all their families know about them.Free Guy rarely touch bases with Steady guys.Know their trade and plays well.Most strongest and influential of all classes of characters

Hard core: These are the characters who cause maximum gain and pain to the shop.Come in for either happy or sad reason.Mostly sad reasons and drown up their sorrows with one bottle after another.Come in alone like professional.Have more than enough cash to buy more than daily limit of alcohol.Know for sure that they would cross
their limit that day but seem least cared about that.Vomits occasionally but gulps down a bottle after that.Free guy have their hunt focused on such ones for these hardcore
either give liquor knowingly/unknowingly.Highest contributor of blabbering and incessant jokes that plague talks and movie scenes come from these experts.Goes in austerity drive
for some days after this episode.Promises to quit drinking the moment he reaches instability but comes back in a few days.Increase their alcohol levels
steadily over the  years to become addicts to the core.Buys more,vomits more,talks more,fights more,drinks more.Light in 15mins,Steady in 30mins,Professional in an hour and
evolution to hard core happens in less than 2 hours.Normally to be accompanied to home or to platform.

Light guys: these are the people who are white collared ones who come in as a social drink.Come on a friday night or maximum take home delivery to their rooms.Mostly go for
beer pretending and proclaiming that they are not alcohol addicts but beer as it contains only 5% alcohol(they proclaim)go for branded ones even if that means paying up more.
Order costly side dishes and does the mixing with soft drinks and not water packets.Mostly go for a/c bars attached to the shop and know their limits.Come in as groups
and either one or two blabbers after crossing their individual limits.Adds the maximum revenue to the shop as they buy beer which is costly and more in quantities.Does not mingle
with any of the other characters and gets out of the shop sneakingly as they can.

Miscellaneous: Northies who come in to buy home delivery start and stop with only the shop.take home un chilled ones as well as they have the luxury to keep these bottles
boldly enough in their fridges much to ire of southies.Elderly women who buy for themselves or take for their husbands are also common.



No offense intended to any person living or dead due to drinking

 

P.S: I am a 100% teetotaler

                                                      V N Balaji 

Saturday, April 28, 2012

What did our Finance Minister say to us this year?

It is been a month since the Union-Budget 2012-13 for our country.A futile attempt to de-code it a little for (y)our benefits.

  • Income Tax Exemption limit raised:Now 20% rate kicks in only above 10Lacs income and IT exemption limit has been raised to 2Lacs
  • Tax exemption on savings account interest income for up to 10,000rs
  • Infrastructure bonds tax exemption removed
  • Securities Transaction Tax reduced to 0.1% 
  • Tax exemption scheme to encourage small equity investors-up to 50% IT deduction to new retail investors who put in equity with lock in period of 3 years
  • Immovable property buying(except agri) will involve TDS at the rate of 1% at 50L in urban and 20L in rural
  • Additional 5,000rs available to cover expenses for preventive health checkups for self and family
  • 80C exemption for life insurance policy now at sum assured to premium multiple of 10 times from 5 times
  • Possible GST(Goods and Service Tax) roll out in 2013
  • Disinvestment target at 30,000 crore for this year
  • 5000 crore venture fund for micro and small enterprises
  • Proposal to exempt low cost housing scheme from service tax


 Which would cost more:
  • Air travel
  • Mobile phone bills
  • Eating out
  • Large cars(above 1500cc)
  • High purity gold
  • Medicines
  • Fridge,A/C,TV aka white goods
  • Rail travel by A/C
  • Ice-cream,chocolates,biscuits
  • Lipsticks,soaps,toiletries
  • Domestic liquor,soft drinks
  • Cigarettes,rolled bidis,gutkha
  • Stay in 5 star hotels
  • Cement
  • Petrol and Diesel

Which would cost less:


  • Branded silver jewellery
  • Ready-made garments
  • health insurance and preventive health checkups
  • Imported liquor
  • LED lamps
  • Coffee
  • Electric and hybrid cars



 Tried to keep it concise and inclusive-for more details:http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/union-budget-2012/liveblog/12277070.cms


Regards,

"Kuchmitai" Balaji
                                          

Saturday, April 21, 2012

ரத்தத்தின் ரத்தமே........

                                                          Drops of LIFE

Little drops of blood save life-it is from this line- I start this blog. This is primarily intended to instill people to donate blood and salute those who are currently doing so. So what’s so bloody about it?

Blood donation in world:

There are 92 million blood donations worldwide and 45% of donations are collected in middle and low income countries.People need to wait for 56days before they give blood again and 3 days if they had given only platelets.Safety procedures have increased manifold and now we only have disposable syringes used in blood donation which which get automatically broken after one is done. World Health Organization celebrates 14 June each year as World Blood Donor Day since it is the birthday of Karl Landsteiner who discovered the ABO blood group system.In Italy blood donors receive the blood donation as a paid day off from work,Singapore Red Cross society presents awards for  regular blood donors.

Blood donation in India:

Our country needs about 4 crore units of blood every year out of which only 40lakh units of blood are available, there is no known substitute to human blood. Normally 3 pints of blood is tranfused each time and 1 pint of blood can save upto 3 lives.Typical car accident victim could require 100 units of blood.
Sad fact is blood cannot be manfactured and happy fact is we all have that and which gets replenished after giving. An adult has 10 units of blood in their body and during blood donation they give about 1 unit.Not the whole blood is used for a patient and all blood is separated into components as Red blood cells, Platelets so each unit of blood can save upto 3 lives.
  • The number one reason donors say they give blood is because they "want to help others."
  • Two most common reasons cited by people who don't give blood are: "Never thought about it" and "I don't like needles."
  If you began donating blood at age 18 and donated every 90 days until you reached 60, you would have donated 30 gallons of blood, potentially helping save more than 500 lives!

  1. Universal Donor: O- (negative) group
  2. Universal Receiver: AB+( positive) group
  3. Life of Blood Storage:
    • Whole Blood : 35 Days
    • RBC: 42 Days
    • RDP: 5 Days
    • FFP and Cryo: 1Year

Actor Chiranjavee in Andhra Pradesh did a noble act by starting a blood bank and making an innovative campaign by giving his autographed photos to every donor who did blood donation.That pulled lot of his fans into donating blood.Stars in India should leverage their fan power to such noble causes. Like Kamal Hassan does it for NACO and Surya does it for TANKER foundation and Amitabh and Aamir doing it for polio.

Platelets donation confusion:
Recently there was an instance of platelet donation for a girl in Cancer Hospital,Adyar.I had donated blood but never platelets and googling it proved dangerous as it had some frightening facts. Asking in some of my doctor friends and medi-staff painted another story.
Platelets donation can be done every 3 days
They take blood from us, discardiing only the platelets and inject back the platelet free blood again into system
It is as easy a process like blood donation

Blood donation process:
  • You decide to give, making your heart bigger in process
  • Fill up a form
  • Blood sample is taken and tests is done
  • Blood is taken out after checking for BP
  • Gets over in about 20 minutes
  • Also get our health stats like haemoglobin count,BP, etc
  • Relax after drinking tea/juice and biscuits
  • Proud that you have saved over three lives

 Just try it once it not just saves other's lives but more healthy for ourselves as well.


Give Blood, Give Life !!!!!
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